Twofruits: 2006

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

A day in the life...

Madison's first tooth has made a lasting impression... Ouch!

Clapping the rainbow lorrikeets.

My what big tomato plants!

Madison with her first Christmas present, a reindeer.

What a busy day!

Should not the supreme aim of gastronomy be to untangle the confusion of ideas that confront mankind, and to provide this unfortunate biped with some guidance as to how he should conduct himself and his appetites? Buffeted continually by the studies of scientists, the inventions of dieticians, the fashions of restaurateurs and the disguised marketing campaigns of a thousand trade associations, his own tastes are often his last point of reference. The tyranny of political correctness, undermining him further, makes of him a man who avoids endangered species, factory farming, deforestation, genetic modification and inhumane slaughter. If he is unfortunate enough also to have a religion, then he will probably live the meanest of lives in the most tightly fitting of gastronomical straitjackets. By walking such a culinary tightrope, he believes that he will reap his rewards in long life, good health, moral superiority and in heaven hereafter. Yet all around him our unfortunate sees good vegetarians pushing up daisies, teetotallers' hearts tightening and sugarphobes queuing in dentists' waiting rooms. Reader, recognise that all your years of abstinence and your naive trust of low-fat yogurt have not saved you from a pot belly, heavy jowls and an inadequate sex drive. A life of diets has rendered your face pinched and furrowed from harsh judgement of your fellow diners and your evenings long and lonely.

Mark Crick

Thursday, October 05, 2006

New Flat & Six Months

Madison at 6 months old.

Waterfall near our new place.

Inside of our new flat.

On the balcony of our new flat. Gorgeous leafy outlook which was all chopped down about a week after we arrived.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Father's day

Father's Day Storytime at the library.

Tim and Madison in our new flat. Just the essentials to start with... chairs, cardboard box for a coffee table, record player and a beer!

Nana, Pa and Madison at The Entrance.

Jane and Madison on a picnic with Tim and Spidey.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Happy days

I like your PJs.

Stroller roller

Madison took her first ride in the stroller today and she loved it. She was very quiet and watched the scenery fly by and then when we stopped at a cafe for lunch she fell asleep.